Parents

1. Use the camcorder and record the movies on TV.

2. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

3. Name your pet "Dog."

4. Reply to everything with "that's what YOU think."

5. Declare your room an independent nation, and shout "violating your airspace" every time they get close to it.

6. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

7. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell them you are "spider person."

8. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."

9. Don't complete any sentence.