1. While with friends, for drive-through order specify that it is "to go.
2. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark.
3. Sniffle incessantly.
4. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
5. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
6. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
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