Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Introduction

The objective of this blog is to list different ways to 'Be a Pain' with people around you. We consolidate, invent, be creative with different scheme. The purpose is to help everyone around the world, across nationality, culture, creed and be able to 'Be a Pain' with friends, siblings and parents. Suggestions to add groups, add other fun ways to annoy are all welcome!

We are starting with 'Friends', 'Siblings' and 'Parent' Categories but intend to add several more with suggestions from folks like you. Remember, the intention is not to hurt someone but to pull a prank, laugh and make a world a better place!

Happy inventing to be the best 'Be a Pain'!

Siblings

1. Sing the 007 theme incessantly.
2. Say "I know?" every time someone says anything.
3. Learn Morse code, and reply only in "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
4. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
5. Holler random numbers while your sibling is counting.
6. Practice making fax and modem noises.

Parents

1. Use the camcorder and record the movies on TV.
2. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
3. Name your pet "Dog."
4. Reply to everything with "that's what YOU think."
5. Declare your room an independent nation, and shout "violating your airspace" every time they get close to it.
6. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
7. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell them you are "spider person."
8. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
9. Don't complete any sentence.

Friend

1. While with friends, for drive-through order specify that it is "to go.
2. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark.
3. Sniffle incessantly.
4. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
5. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
6. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

Contributors!

Suryam - Founding Member
Prag Kal - Honorary Member